Like death, paying taxes is inevitable. In the case of most Americans, tax season is just around the corner. If only the payment of taxes was so easy.
When you start pulling out those receipts, the eraser and reading plain English tax instructions that Einstein could not understand, you're going to need a good laugh. Here:
1. I am proud to pay taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money.
2. People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.
3. Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten.
4. The best measure of a man of honesty is not his income tax return. E 'zero adjustment on his bathroom scale.
5. Next to be fired and missed, nothing is really as satisfying as an income tax refund.
6. A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If your benefit is tax reform.
7. Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out a form of income tax.
8. What is the difference between a mosquito and an IRS agent? One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.
9. It would be nice if everyone could pay their taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required.
10. The deficit is the difference between the amounts of money the government spends and the amount it has the courage to pick up.
11. Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one where you can get an automatic extension
12. What Mae West said about sex is true for taxes. All tax cuts tax cuts are good, even bad tax cuts are good tax cuts,
13. The federal income tax system is a disgrace to the human race. - Jimmy Carter
If nothing else, it's good to know that a former president of the United States feels the same way about taxes as you. If only someone would agree to a flat tax, millions of Americans could do without the aggravation and stress of filing taxes each year.
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