While America is a shortage of gasoline, the country's dependence on foreign oil is running out.
A researcher at the Department of Energy, from which the revolutionary ideas on a regular basis, he realized that Americans, along with most people who ever lived, have a virtually unrestricted and renewable BS He wondered if he could be transformed into fuel.
The idea proved so promising that his work has produced a wonderful result in the shortest time taken to record some BS from a colleague wonderfully fertile and the wire to a refinery. He calls the new Bio-Super Potion.
"And 'fuel more concentrated in history," he says, "with an octane rating equal to 99.9. I guess we have enough of a supply to meet our total energy needs for the foreseeable future. All we have do is keep BS-ing the way we do, and we all Super Bio-we and our children need. "
The product is ready for mass production. The technique requires the collection of BS from all over the country doing the most irrepressible leaders to speak into the microphones. The BS is then sent to the nearest refinery.
Bio-Super also has an advantage over other fuels in terms of pollution, since the process actually takes a lot out of 'air.
Since the BS is so highly concentrated to begin with, the production of Bio-Super is a lot 'more efficient production of biofuels from corn or woodchips. Only a few hundred words of good old American BS, especially from people who like going out to bars after work and talk their heads off, can produce enough to fill the gas tank on a Hummer.
The only downside is exceptional volatility of the product. Once the pump in your tank, you slam the gas cap locks immediately or it will all evaporate. Motorists are also advised to remove the cap only when the indicator is almost empty and step aside, otherwise there is the risk of being eliminated with a force that scientists have calculated is equal to six airbags.
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