Rest easy, America, even when we contemplate the flight of North Korea reduced the erring, but one day, hopefully, long-range Taepodong 2 missile - a name that, if the nation ever decide to enter the election campaign the capitalist does not sound like a very promising name for a new car.
In the wake of the launch of seven missiles miscalculated by North Korea, including a Taepodong 2, President Bush told reporters in an exclusive interview with Larry Wing, "We have a missile defense system to defend our country. We do not just knock down the enemy missile. We driving back where it came from. So who launches a missile against the United States of America best light, because it will soon be on their way back to the first point. "
The revelation of the innovative system of missile defense stunned Mr. Wing. "I thought we were still trying to perfect the system of Star Wars initiated by President Reagan, where, if we're lucky, we can at least reduce an enemy missile. But bring you to the launch pad? This is the first time I heard about it."
'Well, Larry, as you know, I'm the President, and as such I hear about things like this, even before a reporter refined and flattering as it is done. "
"They told me," said Larry Wing. "Mind if I ask how?"
"I have not the faintest idea," Bush said, "but the military has assured me that we have the ability."
"When I was working on this new missile defense?" Mr. Wing asked.
"Actually, I have all the credit," Bush said.
"How?" Mr. Wing asked, amazed. "I did not know that you are a type of missile defense guy."
"I am not, technically speaking. But I was spending so much money in Iraq, one of our tech missile did more reflective thinking, because only a missile strike in the middle of the air and waste all that explosive power. Think of the money we'd save if we could turn around the payload and send it back to the enemy. Once he had the idea, I realized it was unable to process joystick to guide the program in less than five minutes. "
"Really, how reliable is this new system?"
"All I can say is, the development of missiles is not the way to go to more counties. They're wasting their time and, in light of our new missile defense, are, to think of it, indirectly, aiming their missiles smack dab themselves. Now this is what I call a deterrent. "
"I say," said Wing. "I wonder how North Korea and Iran will respond to this news?"
"I believe that taking place," he said. "And everything that makes America safer is something that I am, especially when you also save on the cost of TNT or enriched uranium. The only thing I can think of cheaper would be to guide the missile to a air bases our strength for a soft landing, so you can just point the enemy back for future use. If one of our technical guys figure a way, I get credit for the idea, too, because now is the first time I thought. And you are my witness, right? "
"Yes, sir," Larry agreed. "Wow, innovative with a president like you in the Oval Office, I sleep much better at night."
"Thank you. Frankly, I'm up all night. But I'm going for a lot 'of time sleeping during the day."
With this, glassy eyes closed and then dropped.
"Mr. President?" Wing asked. "Oh, Mr. President?"
But the Pres did not move.
So Mr. Wing turned to the camera and says: "I think it is, folks. I can interview someone, but I have a difficult time, when my host conks out."
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