Today, look high and low, and what do you see? Airhead behavior - in fact, much of it that is threatening to become the new human norm. What's going on here? And we can find hope somewhere?
Where Yes, you may ask? Let's take a look.
But to infuse the proceedings with the lightness of the case, you must first submit NewsLaugh ten Slam Results For New heights low.
Then we'll turn to those human beings with strong and who refuse to participate in the worldwide slide into the idiot, and instead, bravely persist in their search for the commendable exceeded.
Here are the ten Slam Results In New heights for low
1. The insurgents in Iraq, in an explosive way to undermine the progressive and peaceful reconstruction of their country, along with the terrorists everywhere, murder cover-up with religious-speak apparently without realizing that their verbal Yip "God is great" and operational guidelines "Life is Cheap" are in contrast with the other idiot, because if God is great, it was just great things to do, they resemble a handlebar maker would only have great big handlebars.
2. The Taliban in Afghanistan, managing to preserve itself from any notion of a truly religious behavior, which must, for all God's chillin, include effusive mutual consideration, not to mention the same for a turban is perhaps self-tossing, as well as militants Islamic similar ilk everywhere mercilessly inflict their medievalism in the air.
3. The Palestinians continue to launch rockets against Israel, which are in fact the rockets that are metaphorically shooting themselves painful.
4. The Iranian mullahtocracy "alarming for the world and every member of their society sound unreasonable and impossible for the prosecution of nuclear hegemony in the region and threats to civilized people with weapons much more.
5. The warring factions in Somalia and Darfur for the management of starvation, rapes and killing tens of thousands of its men, women and children, along with the Bali bombers apparently equally penetrating blow up innocent people is the way to have their God brought down and drag them to heaven with a beard religiously motivated.
6. All the governments shrug their shoulders at the man's role in making the world too toasted to the survival of Dairy Queen and other aspects of human life that require cooler temps to continue.
7. People on the home front that I can not refrain from killing members of his family, to say nothing of other innocents who are to get in the way of their criminal intentions, and the occasional person who seems to still find it necessary to eat another human being .
8. Men who insist on kidnapping and sexual harassment, women, if the age of 5, 25 or 95.
9. business executives who can not keep your fingers out of the box or at least assume that the companies were trusted to lead to an outflow of skills to the great river.
10. Young people who do not have enough of a notion of self-esteem and value of other people, including their parents in need, to dismiss all forms of destructive behavior and to tune in to the Bleeping still weak in their best potential.
Now, with a dramatic increase in our levels of customer satisfaction, but also our joy, we return to our comfort and hope worthy of compensation: the strong and talented people who continue to aim for the heights of human achievement, despite the rampant idiocy invading their persistent positive bents.
1. Medical researchers engaged with their search to improve your life for drugs to treat cancer, AIDS treatment, depopulate the mosquitoes, and may address other causes of human misery.
2. Tech Wizards, who wake up every day bright-eyed in their goal of advancing the revolution in communication, medicine, mechanics, and other promising fields of extrapolation.
3. Politicians and leaders who are worthy of trust that involves the leadership and distinguished service in his call inspiriting.
4. The people who truly believe in freedom and democracy, which, uncomfortable for many, including the wisdom to refrain from all groped to march in sync with their most universally appealing less enthusiasm.
5. Artists and scholars who understand that a free mind can only jump on a stage backed by a free economy, wild and woolly disconcerting that many of its aspects can be.
5. NASA to continue to believe in the benefits of space exploration, even in the face of so many short-sighted cuts to the space age is beginning to feel like a dream of older-looking.
7. All teachers who care, except that I can not resist sexual harassment of the student body.
8. Intelligent people all over the world, including Bill, Melinda, and Warren for philanthropy shows that Santa does not always dressed in red and say, "Oh, oh, oh!"
9. Nice people everywhere, no matter how smart, stupid, educated or ignorant they are.
10. All those who will appreciate the gift of life is incomprehensible and knows that doing the best we can with it is the surest way to distinguish our lives and of expressing respect for all that talent.
May the winners of the top ten read ten seconds and decides to join them. Billions to cheer. And very soon it would be a boon.
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