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Reports residence of Osama Bin Laden has taken a new turn this week when a Pakistani woman reported sighting a tall man in a white robe with matching turban hit his head on a low door.

Women's suspicions about the identity of a man were further aroused when he noticed the entrance led to a recording studio.

To avoid creating suspicion, he came without revealing who he thought might be.

"Are you okay?" She asked with the innocence hesitation.

"No," he said. "How am I to disagree? More than just cracking my head low in this portal, I'm Osama Bin Laden."

"Really?" She said, thinking of the $ 25 million reward for turning him in, as well as his opportunity to contribute to the triumph of justice.

"Yes," he continued. "I have not been good since I fled Tora Bora, it is also difficult for me to get out long enough to make my audio tapes."

"My, oh, my," she commiserated, "Everyone thinks you are in remote regions near the Afghan border."

"It seems that they know better," he confided. "How does a spoiled rich kid like me live this long without some of the features only a city can offer, such as a dialysis machine to keep me alive, and take-away food."

"This makes sense," he agreed.

"Yes, he does, but there is no danger that the authorities will understand where I am, because every time you record a tape, we filter out the noise of the city, such as horns and sirens."

"It 's very smart," he said. "You would think when they see the tapes are filtered out you can imagine you're in a place where there are sounds in the background."

"We hope not to catch on. I do not want them to take away from my next surprise move."

"Oh, a surprise move," he exclaimed. "Would you tell me about it?"

"No," he said, "because then there will be a surprise anymore. But just watch. I have no intention of going around forever in Karachi. I long for the most developed metropolitan delights in the capitals of the world. Now if you'll excuse me, my recording session is due to start. "

Then he waved goodbye and went out the door, this time remembering to duck.

The woman, excited about shortness of breath, went straight to the nearest police station and reported his surprising interaction.

Police immediately launched a search in Karachi for Bin Laden, vowing to pursue it as part of their trawl, apparently a bit 'porous terrorist.

However, they were shocked when the next day, Bin Laden called police headquarters and offered to turn himself in

When asked why he made the decision when the police, many of whom are devout Muslims, were doing everything possible to help him evade capture, he replied: "I can not stand it anymore. Hiding every day, afraid to go out of fear of entering into a conversation with a stranger that I could report, and having to spend all my time with my four wives, when I could sit in a topless club in America, like the martyrs that I sent to fly American planes into buildings were doing just before their great sacrifice. Worse still, one of my wives told me that could be misinterpreted, the Koran, because, he said, 'Islam' means peace. Praise be to God I did not , or I'll turn myself inside "

"Well, if you insist," the police said.

"I'll know for sure in a day or two," Osama replied, "I do not want to do it and then regret it later, especially now I have to be hanged."

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p> Reports residence of Osama Bin Laden has taken a new turn this week when a Pakistani woman reported sighting a tall man in a white robe with matching turban hit his head on a low door.

Women's suspicions about the identity of a man were further aroused when he noticed the entrance led to a recording studio.

To avoid creating suspicion, he came without revealing who he thought might be.

"Are you okay?" She asked with the innocence hesitation.

"No," he said. "How am I to disagree? More than just cracking my head low in this portal, I'm Osama Bin Laden."

"Really?" She said, thinking of the $ 25 million reward for turning him in, as well as his opportunity to contribute to the triumph of justice.

"Yes," he continued. "I have not been good since I fled Tora Bora, it is also difficult for me to get out long enough to make my audio tapes."

"My, oh, my," she commiserated, "Everyone thinks you are in remote regions near the Afghan border."

"It seems that they know better," he confided. "How does a spoiled rich kid like me live this long without some of the features only a city can offer, such as a dialysis machine to keep me alive, and take-away food."

"This makes sense," he agreed.

"Yes, he does, but there is no danger that the authorities will understand where I am, because every time you record a tape, we filter out the noise of the city, such as horns and sirens."

"It 's very smart," he said. "You would think when they see the tapes are filtered out you can imagine you're in a place where there are sounds in the background."

"We hope not to catch on. I do not want them to take away from my next surprise move."

"Oh, a surprise move," he exclaimed. "Would you tell me about it?"

"No," he said, "because then there will be a surprise anymore. But just watch. I have no intention of going around forever in Karachi. I long for the most developed metropolitan delights in the capitals of the world. Now if you'll excuse me, my recording session is due to start. "

Then he waved goodbye and went out the door, this time remembering to duck.

The woman, excited about shortness of breath, went straight to the nearest police station and reported his surprising interaction.

Police immediately launched a search in Karachi for Bin Laden, vowing to pursue it as part of their trawl, apparently a bit 'porous terrorist.

However, they were shocked when the next day, Bin Laden called police headquarters and offered to turn himself in

When asked why he made the decision when the police, many of whom are devout Muslims, were doing everything possible to help him evade capture, he replied: "I can not stand it anymore. Hiding every day, afraid to go out of fear of entering into a conversation with a stranger that I could report, and having to spend all my time with my four wives, when I could sit in a topless club in America, like the martyrs that I sent to fly American planes into buildings were doing just before their great sacrifice. Worse still, one of my wives told me that could be misinterpreted, the Koran, because, he said, 'Islam' means peace. Praise be to God I did not , or I'll turn myself inside "

"Well, if you insist," the police said.

"I'll know for sure in a day or two," Osama replied, "I do not want to do it and then regret it later, especially now I have to be hanged."