Due to a revolutionary procedure, a completely new human species is now walking on the ground - neither male nor female all all. And the people who have undergone the procedure seem enthusiastic.
A member for more than the female of the species confided: "When you become a new species, it changes your whole perspective. I'm not really long for women or, for that matter, ardent male. It makes me really happy."
"I'm an early adapter, a predominantly male person who had undergone the procedure he said. "As a result, I'm often ahead of my time, but, wow, when I met another person who has passed through it, we really hit it off."
Another embodiment mainly women, a significant development confided: "When you become a third species, changes your whole perspective. I'm not very aggressive female and certainly not angry men."
What exactly is this revolutionary process?
We spoke with Dr. Emil Changemaker, the founder of the technique, and said, "We know that you've created a new species of human being. Can you please elaborate?"
"Glad to do it. First, this sex-change operation does not require any surgery."
"He does?" We asked, surprised.
"No, the change occurs, not between the legs, but between the ears."
"Oh, between your ears?"
"Exactly," he confirmed.
"Please, go ahead."
"Well, you see, until now, we human types which are almost all male and all female. Of course, there were some exceptions, but not enough for most people to notice."
"What now?" We asked.
"Oh, thanks to technology, there are quite a few more."
"I understand. As world expert on the subject, how did you create a new species?"
"Me? I had nothing to do with it."
"You did?" We asked, a bit 'again. "Excuse me, if you do not have anything to do with it, because you are the founder of the technique? You see, we've never heard of a founder who had nothing to do with what he founded."
"Oh, I started because I saw that happening and I brought people's attention, first to my family, then some friends. Then, I wrote an article. Then a book. Now, I am working on a video. "
'Well, it sounds as if you're doing the usual things a founder ago. What you saw happening? "
"Well, I saw this third species in evolution."
"What is male or 100% or 100% female?"
"Exactamundo!" He exclaimed.
"Why is it changing?"
"First, because it is time, past time actually, I suppose, for new species to appear."
"Why?"
"Well, when you've just been too kind either male or female types too, was a party to be really macho and the other side of tipping toward being ultra feminist. So they had a hard time inhabiting the earth together, let alone the same bedroom. And happily married? hard row to hoe, I mean a hard row to hoe.'ve been through it and just thought I discombobulates.
"And the new species?"
"The most welcome development that can be imagined."
"Why?" We asked.
"Because when this species is evolving, no longer have the kind of pro macho growl or type rabid feminist."
"What do you have?"
"Well, basically, you're a person."
"A person? This is the third?"
"Please do not underestimate what I'm saying. This is a real big deal, most welcome development that can be imagined."
"What's so special about this new kind of person?" We wanted to know, decided to corner him.
"Well, he is someone that supporters of individual rights."
"People's rights?"
"Right! E 'development that leaves a legacy of brutal racial or feminist at the orifice of the allegorical cave. You do not argue the superiority of men or the superiority of women. It is not even a defender of equal rights for both."
"Not even the same rights?"
"Certainly not, because the very act of supporting equality of rights is there is an inequality. It 's a self-propagating injury. None equality advocates when it exists, is not it?"
"Well, it interesting. So when you advocate for the rights of people, there is no implied or inherent prejudice?"
"Exactly! I'm talking about a species that is comfortable just being human - not as a defense overheated again, but only as a precondition to the hand. Of course, the species is still very much aware of the fact that there are two halves of the human race."
"Nothing has changed?"
"No, just their way of thinking of each other - across the die together, partner peaceful, except for a little 'pot launch inevitable that also amounts may not always be avoided, especially men and women. It solves a lot of problems in the outside world and in the house downstairs, and upstairs. "
"Hmm, I guess so. What do you think the future for this new species?"
"Well, like all evolutionary developments. You never know if the new outgrowth of the gene pool will flourish or perish as a result of pressure exerted by the most successful species. My hope is that it can expand its presence and, perhaps, in the time, completely replace the previous incarnation. "
"Wow, when it began this interview, he would never have suspected."
"What's that?" Churches.
"I'm actually a member of the new species."
"You are?"
'Well, at least, I like to think so. And I bet a lot of people who are fans of NewsLaugh did not realize that they are part of a new species until you read this interview. "
"How long have you been a member? Churches.
"Oh, I went beyond supporting one side or the other long ago. I think of myself as just a happy-go-lucky, and Ducky any person."
"Good for you," he said, and pulled out a notebook.
"What are you doing?" I asked. "I'm the one who is supposed to take notes."
"Only you adding to my list of human beings that have evolved for my favorite species. I like to keep track. The trend is my friend - and your"
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