Al-Qaeda in Iraq announces new leader. Or do they do?

Following the sudden death of its leader now fragmented, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, Al-Qaeda in Iraq interviewed her a bit 'shaken up members who would like to take the job Mr. Zarqawi. After a determined effort, the group managed to find a terrorist who, while expressing understandable reluctance, was finally persuaded to accept the position to expect short-lived.

The Webcast usually amateur was immediately organized, and the new leader, supported by other terrorists wearing standard-issue camouflage black head appeared, with the knee visible agitation, such as Abu Hamza al-Muhajeria.

In co-opted overwhelmingly religious language that has become the world standard in terrorism talk, the new leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq vowed to avenge the death of al-Zarqawi and vowed that he and other "holy warriors" will continue with what they perceive as a holy war against their own people slack and the people of Al-Qaeda refers to fool with medieval flair as "crusaders."

"Do not let the joy of killing our sheik Abu Musab, God bless his soul, fool," he said, "has left behind the lions."

To prove his point, at that time, he was a raw shish-kebab and took a bite out of it. Chew the raw meat of lamb, continued: "They raised themselves and have trained in his den they believe in their ideology, and fight only for God and in God and through God."

Apparently, the group had to reach far down into its ranks to find another volunteer. Unfortunately, no one on the side of infidels had never heard of him, even the most erudite analyst of terrorism.

A few days later, his identity has been determined. After the announcement, his manifesto of identity has been taken to a shooting range in the United States for the shooting.

No comment has been forthcoming and until a couple of days later, when a terrorist fame even less in a tape, arguing that it is legitimate that the fellow photo should be on the firing range.

Who is the new leader, if apprehended in life, will be sent for retraining in a mosque lit religious ideology, if one can be placed, where he will learn the confusing logic that if, as he and his fellow misinformed claim, c 'is only one true God, the crusaders are also children of the same God, so God is unlikely to receive them who long for heaven as a reward for their criminal activity, but much more likely to present them with a more warm welcome and target.