Over the past two months I wrote a Christmas story. This is Santa Claus and the remarkable sequence of events that occurred a young girl who lives on the edge of the rainforest in Palawan, a tropical island where I live.
Obviously, for this apparently far fetched story, it was important to verify the facts. This was easy to do here in Palawan, but how could I interview someone as famous as Santa Claus, who lived far away, in a land where I would freeze to death just off the airplane?
Well, it turned out to be easier than I thought, and we met, believe it or not, next to a big fireworks show in southern England, November 5, 2005. As I arrived and how he got there, I am not allowed to say. In fact, I can not say, simply because I do not know for sure. I can only speculate. My passport shows that I was here, my wife tells me that I was here, I tell myself that I was here. But I was there, and this is what I can tell from the notes I took during the interview. There was a lot more, but are sworn to secrecy, and Santa has these incredible powers, I would not go against his will.
These are the 3 questions and answers, I am authorized to reveal.
Q1 There is much speculation among historians about your origins. Can you tell us to put this right once and for all?
(Laughter from Santa) "People should ask are historical past. They can only look back. What a life they lead dumb can never find the truth that way. Life is multi-dimensional, time is multidimensional. What do historians and scientists know all this? The truth is like the sun in all its rotation around the planets. If you look back, you lose the entire spectrum, and you miss the sun itself.
"What are my roots?" My man, you're just a simple soul, like everyone else on the planet, so I know it means 'when and where I come'. I have a birthday, indeed, have many birthdays, and all are true. But for your little narrow world, I was born in 701 AD.
"But," I said, "all historians ... ...." His look told me to be quiet about history. What seemed like a good idea, since they have got everything completely wrong.
Santa was a man tolerant and kind, despite its enormous power. "And, young man" (I was not called that for a long time), he said. "You will not believe where I was born. It was not the North Pole, even if I go there often. It was not the Lapland, where I now live. It 'was in Central Africa."
I was stunned, he just laughed at me. I moved quickly.
Q2 I wonder, Santa Claus, how do you go around the world so every Christmas gifts, which supplies many millions of children? In less than two days. Not quite .. "
Before I could finish, he put his hand on my arm to stop me.
"Of course you can. Do you think you can not because your" scientists "do not tell, really. Only the truth matters. It is possible, why I do it every year. She says" not possible "because of the way you everyone to see things close and blind. Even my reindeer blinkered scientists know more than your silly, so you can not forget. I do it, and the young man, "(I was really beginning to like this guy), he continued, "I love every moment of it."
"... But ...?" I was going to ask, but he stopped me again with a steady hand.
"Okay," she said softly. "I just want to tell you. In the eighth century was exploring brain waves, your scientists have not even a hint on the brain, how it works, brain waves and what it means and how you can use. I have discovered great things, things all scientists have been too restrictive in the past to find, understand and use. "
I was in his magic, listening carefully to every word. He was about to reveal ....
"Have you heard of Quantum Theory Chimney Descent? No, certainly not. By 820 AD, had it all worked out, a year after I discovered corridors Time. Know the corridors of time? No, certainly not, but I tell you young that was what he did, that was what allowed me to deliver gifts on Christmas around the world.
"I then developed the Time Corridor plot Theory. For the next 30 years I have begun to implement both, and then combine them. That my friend is how to go around the world and thus deliver gifts: exploiting the Quantum Theory Chimney Descent unison with time Hall plot.
"Now do you understand?" He asked.
Well, who was I to argue, I might sound like a historian or scientist? So that was, I had the answers to the biggest question of all Santa Claus. I had no idea what he was talking, but I'm sure he anticipated.
We went to final demand as fireworks reached its climax.
Q3 What happens to all the mince pies and glasses of sherry that millions of children leave out for you?
Santa laughed again: "Oh, all the things that people leave out for me, those kids are so sweet." But you know, their parents would tell them the truth, not to deceive. And 'their parents who drink the sherry and other alcoholic beverages. It 's just their excuse. I do not drink the stuff, ever done.
"But the mince pies, yes, I love a good mince pie. Children are so considerate by leaving me, and eat as many as I can in Australia. But more than one million?" I must tell you, those mince pies get scattered all kinds of places. The creatures of the oceans and forests are very experienced on the mince pies now. But last year the first ....."
Santa saw my change of expression.
"Aaah, we can not say what happened that year, can we? E 'in your history. Do not ruin your story."
A moment later I awoke in my bed many thousands of miles away near the Sulu Sea. My wife was beside me, and strange to say, I was beside her. When I went to my room on a computer later, I found my notebook. And what you read above is what was written in it.
I really did like Santa Claus 'young' really.
This Christmas Santa Claus article was written by Roy Thomsitt, author website owner gifts for Christmas.
Roy is also owner and author of the website Christmas ornament.
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