Do not you ever wonder why I get out of bed today? And 'this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car keys?
Do not despair, it's not too late to go back to your life! Well, unless you are really old (like 30), in which case I suggest alcohol. If you're still a useful member of society (under 30), I gathered some life tips that will undoubtedly change your life in a profound and deep, you will not even notice!
So with all that said and down, now is the time to sit down, lean back, open your mind, scratching his belly, cluck like a chicken and read this pearls of wisdom:
1. Every morning smile to your mirror, but why stop there? Smile to your kitchen table to your living room sofa and to your iron. Anyway, do not smile for the dishwasher can take it as provocation.
2. Always put your smile on. People will understand that I am a fool and not mess with you.
3. Be kind to others, send me money.
4. Live each day as if it were your last.Crawl in a corner and cry.
5. I live each day to the fullest. When you go to the bathroom take a newspaper!
6. Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol.
7.Better to give than to receive (true only in case of infections).
8. Clothes do not make the Monaco, but you will be naked arrested.
9. Do not put all your eggs in one basket, then put all in the fridge will last longer.
10. Remember everyone makes mistakes, and you can laugh at them.
11. Always follow your dreams, just be sure to check that Pamela Anderson is also on board.
12. Give a man a fish and he might take the wrong path ...
13. Honesty is the best policy, at least that what Pamela always told me.
14. Time is money. Stop reading stupid articles!
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