I just want to clarify one thing before proceeding. In general I am a person fond of animals. If a dog comes to my house and does a number on the fence, well no problem. Squirrels gather near the gate and perform acts of a sexual nature, no big deal. But one thing that you ... And 'lunge in the general direction of my head from above with the intention to kill.
This is exactly what a lizard tried last night. Luckily I managed to dive in slow-mo, of course, out of its way just in time. The beast has not been able to get a grip of strangulation on the neck rather delicate and just bumped against my shoulder and fell on the floor.
After my exposure of alertness in the form of a cool matrix style dodge I thought it was all over, that I was safe. I thought the lizard would be too impressed, intimidated by my ability to elite and would begin to fear me. Boy was I wrong. This monster was not common lizard. It 'been completely out of his mind. A true fighter!
After a rough landing on the floor of my kitchen the lizard ran toward me, rather than away from me! Perhaps this was a selfish lizard and was not prepared to lose his pride. He ran with such a threatening look in his eyes and at a pace that made me think for a millisecond that I deal with something that is much stronger than me. The feeling of helplessness and panic ran through me. I started scanning the place for a weapon, a chair ... a spoon, anything! But all I found the air around me was hot and humid summer. At this point I basically knew all was lost. I did what all sane people do when they are against a ruthless killer. A killer who does not know the meaning of the word "compassion", "compassion" and "love", I came across. I jumped up on the beast and ran toward the exit.
I did not dare look over my shoulder because I knew what I was following the death! I ran at full speed toward the door of my bedroom. Panting, shaking and crying while I had to keep the legs moving. Oh, why not take my advice and Dad join a gym.
When you are in such a situation as I was, when you're the one being chased by a predator, such as cheese as this sounds ... time seems to slow down, the senses become sharper. Now I really know what "eternity", it means that is exactly what I seemed to have spent time before I saw the warm light of my room, the rays danced on my body tired and broken bringing hope, the hope of survival. I plunged into the light, pushing the bedroom door behind me with full force. * BANG *
Ahh the sweet sound when you lock the timber in wood. I knew I was out of harms way, finally. I did the next one when all men know that he escaped certain death. I fell on my knees and thanked God and then I changed my underwear.
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