The Twelve Days of Spyware

The Twelve Days of Spyware

The first day of Spyware,
Sender sent me a forger
SoBig a virus in an e-mail.

The second day of Spyware,
a phisher sent me
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

The third day of Spyware,
Webforce sent to me
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

On the fourth day of Spyware,
A hijacker sent me home
A Homepage of Sleeze,
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

On the fifth day of Spyware,
Advertising software sent me
One hundred annoying Popups,
A Homepage of Sleeze,
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

The sixth day of Spyware,
A hacker sent to me
A keylogger, which stole my identity
One hundred annoying Popups,
A Homepage of Sleeze,
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

The seventh day of Spyware,
A thief left me Dialer
A huge phone bill,
A keylogger, which stole my identity
One hundred annoying Popups,
A Homepage of Sleeze,
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

On the eighth day of Spyware,
A free download sent to me
A program that stole my lil chat log
A huge phone bill,
A keylogger, which stole my identity
One hundred annoying Popups,
A Homepage of Sleeze,
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

The ninth day of Spyware,
A Drive By Downloads sent to me
Xupiter, oh joy,
A program that stole my lil chat log
A huge phone bill,
A keylogger, which stole my identity
One hundred annoying Popups,
A Homepage of Sleeze,
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

The tenth day of Spyware,
Grokster sent to me
Gator, oh no,
Xupiter, oh joy,
A program that stole my lil chat log
A huge phone bill,
A keylogger, which stole my identity
One hundred annoying Popups,
A Homepage of Sleeze,
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

The eleventh day of Spyware,
DoubleClick sent me
Lots of Cookies Ad
Gator, oh no,
Xupiter, oh joy,
A program that stole my lil chat log
A huge phone bill,
A keylogger, which stole my identity
One hundred annoying Popups,
A Homepage of Sleeze,
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And a virus SoBig in an e-mail.

On the twelfth day of Spyware,
Malware sent to me
A computer unbootable,
Lots of Cookies Ad
Gator, oh no,
Xupiter, oh joy,
A program that stole my lil chat log
A huge phone bill,
A keylogger, which stole my identity
One hundred annoying Popups,
A Homepage of Sleeze,
A bank unauthorized charge,
An e-mail scam Nigeria
And SoBig a virus in an e-mail!

Stay Safe Online and Happy Holidays to you and yours.